Takeaway vows to “knock the f****** door in” if customers don’t answer in epic rant

In these miserable times, there’s nothing nicer than ordering a takeaway.

Whether you’ve had a busy day running around and the fridge is empty, or you just feel like treating yourself, it’s always welcome.

Especially now, when the days are often gloomy and we’re fed up of staying at home and cooking every meal, with no restaurants to go too.

Now one Chinese restaurant has gone viral after posting a “gentle reminder” on Facebook to customers who don’t answer the door, reports Belfast Live.

The Rice Bowl in Derry shared a hilarious post giving some blunt advice on how to accept a delivery from their drivers.

The epic rant, which has gone viral on social media, said: “Customer Notice & A Gentle reminder

“When order delivery from Chinese , suddenly hear a knock on door! Please OPEN door

“DO NOT shout to each other from behind the door or shout up stairs at other people before Openning your door!!!

“MA, MA, THERE IS SOMEONE AT THE DOOR! ‘WHO IS IT SON?”

“Who the F*** do you think it is? Did you forget you ordered a Chinese?

“Did you Not get a notification from Ricebowl App that read, “Your order is on the way “?

“It’s hardly the TV licence man or NIE looking for Magnets at this time of night!!!!

“This doesn’t apply to all my lovely customers ( Only a very limited number )

“So , If you don’t answer your door then I am going to Stop knocking on your door & I am going to F Knock it in.”

The hilarious post received hundreds of likes on Facebook, as well as thousands of retweets on Twitter.

One fan joked: “We have no choice but to stan Mr. Chang.”

Another added: “I am a huge fan of takeaways fighting back and this is a beauty.”

The Chinese restaurant is well known for its hilarious to-the-point Facebook posts.

The account, operated by the restaurant’s owner Mr Chang, is well known for poking fun at its own customers.

A post from earlier this year said: “Now Open.

“Please please be gentle , if everyone orders at the same time then I am closing & going home to bed & I will apologise tomorrow.”

Another from the same day joked: “Could that lunatic of a woman that keeps ringing the Chinese mouthing off about a Burger that she got here on Christmas Eve that had onions in it when she didn’t want onions please please go away!!!

“Doesn’t matter how many times you ring , you are going to get the same answer “We don’t sell burgers!!!!!

“No point in you ringing all the time & asking me where the burger came from then !!!!! How the F*** would I know!!!!!!!!!

“If you ring again, I’m just going to share your phone number on Facebook & No one is getting fed today!!

“Wonder who’s phone is going to keep ringing all day then!!!”